gonnabeastripper:

niadil:

school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about passing

Truth

(Ɔ ˘⌣˘)♥(˘⌣˘ C)

larrystylinsons:

”omg this guy is so cute i wanna see him on his knees sucking a dick” a book written by me 

cexjay:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl

  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

haqbomb:

Roadtrip AU in which everyone knows Derek sucks at taking pictures except accidentally he kinda doesn’t and also their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere and they have to wait for it to get repaired, because I need more practice with everything and to learn to put up more stuff?

artthingy:

For qhuinn in thanks for being awesome.

artthingy:

For qhuinn in thanks for being awesome.